Bear
by Project Herpes
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Melk
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Dvergen
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She
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FrP
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Sadistic Lovesong
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Hoppla Hesten
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Censorshit!
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Bæsj
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Herpes
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A Near-Life Experience
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Daddy'o
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about
Project Herpes' debut album
The story of a bear (gay person) who is transforming into a bear (Ursidae). A Rich and compelling story about being a freak, and then becoming a huge animal that can tear you from your asshole to your mouth if it wants to.
Recorded at Rockehuset Halden, 2011
Recorded and mixed by Dr. Laurits Mosseby
Mastered by Mr. Dr. Stig Fostervold
Album art by Simen Pedersen
The story of a bear (gay person) who is transforming into a bear (Ursidae). A Rich and compelling story about being a freak, and then becoming a huge animal that can tear you from your asshole to your mouth if it wants to.
Recorded at Rockehuset Halden, 2011
Recorded and mixed by Dr. Laurits Mosseby
Mastered by Mr. Dr. Stig Fostervold
Album art by Simen Pedersen
credits
released 13 January 2012
Engineer, recorded by, mixed by Dr. Laurits Mosseby (tracks: 02 to 13)
Mastered by – Herr Doktor Stig Fostervold (tracks: 01 to 13)
Bass guitar, vocals, organ – Even Teistung (tracks: 01 to 13)
Drums, vocals, timpani – Sondre Stokkan Spæren (tracks: 01 to 13)
Guitar – Simen Pedersen (tracks: 01 to 13)
Lead vocals – Jørgen Skontorp (tracks: 01 to 13)
Engineer, recorded by, mixed by Dr. Laurits Mosseby (tracks: 02 to 13)
Mastered by – Herr Doktor Stig Fostervold (tracks: 01 to 13)
Bass guitar, vocals, organ – Even Teistung (tracks: 01 to 13)
Drums, vocals, timpani – Sondre Stokkan Spæren (tracks: 01 to 13)
Guitar – Simen Pedersen (tracks: 01 to 13)
Lead vocals – Jørgen Skontorp (tracks: 01 to 13)
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Vi er Project Herpes. Vi liker hester, katter og bjørner. Vi liker også musikk. Så mye at vi lager vår egen. Folk som liker ... more FrP, liker som regel ikke oss. Det er rundt en tredjedel av befolkningen. De som ikke liker sinnamusikk, har også en tendens til ikke å like oss. Det er i grunn ganske mange som ikke liker oss. less
discography
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Jan 2012 -
Dec 2011 -
Dec 2011 -
Jun 2010
contact / help
For help with downloads, click here.
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Redeem download codes here.
- Track Name: Bear I: Entering The Woods
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I wanna be a bear
Big and hairy, dressed in leather
Taking small boys from behind
Go to clubs, fuck in the woods
Eat raw meat, shit in the bushes
I wanna grow fur and fangs
Come closer feel my claws
I wanna be a bear
Then I'll rest for three months,
Dream about raping boyscouts
I wanna be a bear
I wanna be a bear
I wanna be a bear
I'm gonna be the bear! - Track Name: Melk
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Jeg er streit som faen,
Drikker ingenting,
Ingenting annet enn melk,
Røker ikke,
Drikker ikke,
Bruker ikke dop,
Alt jeg vil ha er melk!
Gi meg melk,
Jeg vil ha melk,
Alt jeg trenger er melk,
Jeg må ha melk!
Noen folk må ha sprit,
For å ha det gøy,
Andre nøyer seg med øl,
Men jeg,jeg må ha melk!
Jeg vil ha melk!
Folk tror jeg er gravid,
Og alle sammen ler av meg,
Men jeg ler av dem,
For Tine er min gode venn!
Jeg vil ha melk!
Hestemelk, geitemelk, kumelk og mannemelk
Gi meg melk! - Track Name: Dvergen
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I skapet mitt bor en fetisjdverg,
Jeg kidnappa han fra Tønsberg,
Den bor i skapet mitt nå,
Og jeg skal voldta den etterpå
Han er liten, feit og søt,
Kledd som en baby mens vi spiser grøt,
Han skriker og slår, og nekter å gråte,
Men jeg veit om en framgangsmåte!
For jeg har en dverg i skapet mitt,
Han er en hermafroditt!
Jeg har en dverg i skapet mitt,
Hans hull er rødt og slitt!
Dvergen snakker tysk til meg,
Da snur jeg meg en annen vei,
For den vet jeg skal voldta den nå,
Nå skal dvergen få gjennomgå!
Kom nå hit lille dvergen min,
Jeg har fått en borremaskin,
Kom hit skal vi teste den,
Sammen med min gode venn!
For jeg har en dverg i skapet mitt,
Han er en hermafroditt!
Jeg har en dverg i skapet mitt,
Hans hull er rødt og slitt!
For jeg har en dverg i skapet mitt,
Han er en tvekjønna dritt!
Jeg har en dverg i skapet mitt,
Han får det ikke smertefritt! - Track Name: She
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She is so insecure,
She's afraid of the world,
She doesn't love herself,
But she is my little girl
She always tries her best,
She thinks it's not enough,
She doesn't take my word
But I know that she is wrong
She, she's the best,
Watch her conquer the world,
She's my little girl
She is so fantastic,
She is something for herself,
She, with her pretty eyes,
I can't look away
She always makes me happy,
She always makes me smile,
She's the love of my life,
And, I love her, 'cause
She, she's the best,
Watch her conquer the world,
My little girl - Track Name: FrP
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Jeg hater FRP,
Hvem faen gjør vel ikke det?
Rasisme, løgn og billig sprit,
Deres politikk er bare drit!
Finnes det noe verre enn FrP?
Nei!
Penger er jo jævlig bra,
Er ikke noe annet de vil ha,
De bruker det på ting de liker,
Gjør ingenting om folket skriker!
Finnes det noe verre enn FrP?
Nei!
Siv Jensen er en dritt,
Hun vil gjøre Norge skattefritt,
Alle vet at penger vokser på trær,
Hun vil bli en bra statsminister her!
Finnes det noe verre enn KrF?
FrP!
Finnes det noe verre enn herpes?
FrP!
Finnes det noe verre enn morra di?
FrP!
Finnes det noe verre enn FrP?
Finnes faen meg ikke noe verre enn det! - Track Name: Sadistic Lovesong
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Necrophile
New style
Pedophile
Sadism!
Milk pie
Goodbye
Shanghai
Sadism!
Poison pill
Super skill
Bacon hill
Sadism!
Poop fly
Bow tie
Glass eye
Sadism! - Track Name: Hoppla Hesten
- [HEMMELI TEKST]
- Track Name: Magic Potatoes From Outer Space
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De kom fra verdensrommet!
Utenomjordiske vesener har tatt seg inn I atmosfæren,
Hele kloden er I flammer,
Menneskeheten er på randen av utryddelse,
Men våre helter I verdensarmeen kjemper tappert I mot
De er poteter! Magiske poteter!
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Magic potatoes from outer space,
Invading our planet, and there is no grace,
Raping our men, they're doing it again,
Killing us all, the mankind will fall.
Potatoes!
Potatoes!
Magic potatoes from outer space!
Better run away, the potatoes will slay,
They're magic and will have you fried,
You can run, but you sure can't hide,
Attack, the potatoes are back!
Potatoes!
Potatoes!
Magic potatoes from outer space! - Track Name: Censorshit!
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Censorshit!
Like blades in my troath,
Censorshit!
Like acid in my eyes,
Censorshit!
Like explosives in my ears,
Censorshit, censorshit, censorshit!
Why can't I...
See what I want?
Hear what I want?
Say what I want?
Censorshit!
Like being mute,
Censorshit!
Like being blind,
Censorshit!
Like being deaf,
Censorshit, censorshit, censorshit! - Track Name: Bæsj
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Rompehullet mitt er fullt av dritt,
Bare jeg kunne drite smertefritt,
Men det blør hver gang jeg går på dass,
Det er akkurat som å drite glass!
Bæsj!
Når det ikke blør, så renner det,
Sakte nedover, mot mitt kne,
Jeg er lei av problemer nå,
Faen til jeg må få gjennomgå!
Bæsj!
Nå kommer ikke bæsjen min ut,
Jeg vil heller ha det ut med sprut,
Det er alltid noe galt når jeg skal på do,
Faen ikke rart at mamma dro!
Bæsj! - Track Name: Herpes
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I thought it wouldn't end.
Never, never, never,
But I found out;
Love doesn't last forever,
I've got herpes,
Help me please,
Everlasting virus,
I'm a walking disease
Love doesn't last forever,
But herpes truly does,
I got it in my face,
Now I'm a medical case,
I've got herpes,
Help me please,
Everlasting virus,
I'm a walking disease
I thought it wouldn't end.
Never, never, never,
But I found out;
Love doesn't last forever
In the face, on my dick,
In my eye, it's everywhere,
It’s red, nasty and it's sore,
I look like a fucking whore!
A gift that never stops giving,
A virus that never stop living,
Cheaper than diamonds, a symbol of love,
I think I’m blessed from above!
I've got herpes,
Help me please,
Everlasting virus,
I'm a walking disease - Track Name: A Near-Life Experience
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My head is on a holiday,
My face is on display,
I'm not here, I'm far away,
Feelin' like this now and then!
Every day is exactly the same,
Feels like I'm playing the same old game,
This week is just as any other week,
Is this the life that I seek?
Hey, I'm sleepin' wide awake,
I may be smilin' but it's all fake,
So wake me up, wake me up,
I wanna live, so wake me up!
Kiss my head, or knock it down,
I've always felt like the sad clown
Never asleep, and never awake,
But when I am, it is a mistake
Am I a bad dream or are you?
I don't know what to do,
Maybe I should just end it all,
But I don't think I could take the fall
Hey, I'm sleepin' wide awake,
I may be smilin' but it's all fake,
So wake me up, wake me up,
I wanna live, so wake me up!
A stomac full of sleepin' pills,
I think I've paid all my bills
I'm not sure, just wanna rest,
And I am so fucking depressed!
Once I had a dream so bad,
The worst experience I've ever had,
I think I was near to live,
Perhaps that was what I did?
Hey, I'm sleepin' wide awake,
I may be smilin' but it's all fake,
So wake me up, wake me up,
I wanna live, so wake me up! - Track Name: Daddy'o
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Down the street in that direction,
My daddy stands with a huge erection.
He is ready for you now,
You're the one he wants to plow,
Dad fucked me, and dad fucked you,
Honestly that's all he ever do
My daddy is a prostitute,
And he got some fucking attitude
Actually I saw my dad on the lawn,
It was way before morning dawn,
He was raping my little dog,
Out in the midnight fog!
My daddy is a prostitute,
And he got some fucking attitude.
